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Don’t you hate those those annoying, stupid infomercials? Usually they are on TV during the day when no one only braindead housewives watch them, or in the late after hours, way past midnight.

I seriously think those infomercials should come with a warning, just like they put on cigarette packs:

“Warning. Watching these stupid infomercials causes severe braindamage and/or mental retardation. No shit, Fool!”

Personally I think the only way they are bearable to watch,  is when you’re stoned as a shrimp or someone just knocked your lights out with a hockeystick.

Since I am not into drugs (never even smoked a joint in my whole life – even though it’s perfectly legal here in Holland) – or into violence (well, only when it’s “functional”), I’d like to show you a fine example of how a stupid infomercial actually can become fun to watch 🙂

First watch the stupid original Slap Chop commercial down here:

Now check out the “Enhanced Trinidadian” version ……Ya ain’t hear meh or wa?”

Funny thing: there is actually a Spanish version of the Slap Chop infomercial as well:

First I thought it was dubbed too, but then I saw the part where the guy tosses the other chopping machine and it actually hits the window (at 1:05)! LOL

For more retarded products check out the following links:

The Comfort (Ass)Wipe
The Snuggie (dub) and another Snuggie Dub: the WTF Blanket.

You know what: watching infomercials suddenly isn’t that bad anymore 🙂