Mondays really fuck up my life (pardon my French). I get up in the morning, slowly forcing my body to actually move to the bathroom. Looking back at me on the other side of the mirror, I see some freak with small eyes, exploded hair, yawning like I’m trying to get a new world record. O yeah, it’s Monday alright.
Monday tells you 2 things:
A. Your weekend is over
B. Work, Work WORK!
A typical Monday for me looks a bit like this:
7:45am – Starting up movement-coordination brain cells
8:05am – Starting shaving feature (trying not to bleed myself to death)
8:15am – Dressing up (damn, my shirt is wrinkled again)
8:20am – Feed my cats auto-drive system kicks in
8:30am – Make sandwiches for work
8:45am – Starting driving ability system to commute between Almere – Amsterdam
9:20am – Boot up my Apple Powerbook G4 Titanium (first smile of the day)
9:30am – powering up coffee-mechanism control center
9:35am – Life support enabled (after 2 coffee, milk, 3 sugar)
10:00am – Main act-react system online
10:30am – Speech enabled (more or less)
11:00am – Finally I wake up mentally, I find myself sitting at my desk. I’m at work, Arrrggh…
And I just know millions of people go through this same routine like me!
I’m *NOT* a morning person. I can stay up late (4am) and sleep all day. When I’m behind a PC (like now, writing this) I can sit there for hours forgetting the world around me. A social life? Where can I download that? Let’s face it, I am a sorry ass GEEK! And I need a vacation.
On the positive side: I do like my job. It’s demanding since we have a rather small team, but it’s challenging because of that.